"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." - Al Bundy, Married with Children
"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ." - Thornton Mellon, Back to School
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." - Bluto, Animal House
--Homer: "No TV and no beer make Homer something something."
--Marge: "Go crazy?'
--Homer: "Don't mind if I do!"
"I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody." - Hawkeye from M*A*S*H
"Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey." - Pappy from Maverick
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. " - Dean Martin
"I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. "
- Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
"The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. " - Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. " - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. " - Ed McMahon
"I like my whiskey old and my women young. " - Errol Flynn
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